How To Survive The Coronapocalypse And Not Eat Your Friends

by The Ramisco Maki Maki Rocking Horse

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This is just a wee ditty I wrote about that there Coronapocalypse to entertain myself and y'allselves before them creatures and beasts of this planet sense our weakness, seize power and eat us, enslave us or turn us into hats and scarves. Please enjoy responsibly. And please please please wash yo' hands!

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wash yo' hands, oh wash yo' hands
wash yo' hands… oh please do try
wash yo' hands, oh wash yo' hands
wash yo' hands… or you might die

don't touch yo' face, don't touch yo' face
don't touch yo' face… don't touch yo' eyes
don't touch yo' face, don't touch yo' face
don't touch yo' face… or you might die

and I don't wanna see you die
and I don't wanna see your loved ones cry
cuz then they might rub their eyes
and then they’ll die

self isolate, self isolate
self isolate… oh please do try
self isolate, self isolate
self isolate… or folks might die

don't stockpile, no don't stockpile
don't stockpile… coz that ain't nice
if there ain't no food there ain't no food
and we need food... or else we'll die

and I don't wanna see you die
and I don't wanna see your loved ones cry
cuz then they might rub their eyes
and then they’ll die

teach the kids and feed the kids
teach the kids… oh please do try
feed the kids, don't eat the kids
just feed the kids… so they won’t cry

wash yo' hands, oh wash yo' hands
wash yo' hands… oh please do try
wash yo' hands, oh wash yo' hands
wash yo' hands… or you might die

and I don't wanna see you die
and I don't wanna see your loved ones cry
cuz then they might rub their eyes
and then they’ll…

and I don't wanna see them die
so I’m not gonna touch my eyes
I just want to ask you please
go wash yo' hands

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released March 27, 2020
Written, performed and recorded by The Ramisco Maki Maki Rocking Horse. Produced by his alter-ego, Ray McCartney.

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